Snohomish After Action Report
August 2nd, 2008Snohomish After Action Report
The weather gods continued to smile on us. Warm, dry, a cool breeze in the afternoon, and even a full moon. Perfect weather for harvesting Yankees.
One of the best parts of Snohomish this year will stick with us into the next campaign season. We made our numbers for the second consecutive event, and barring any glitches, Lieutenant Pike should be promoted to Captain Pike at Ferndale.
I know that Scruffy will thank you at Ferndale, but I would like to jump the gun and thank all of you now. We made the numbers for his promotion because y’all showed your dedication to the 26th by making event after event. I know that times are hard, and gas is expensive, and I appreciate the sacrifices you make to be there.
But I also know that the more of us that show up, the more fun it is!
Battles this event were Antietam/Sharpsburg. Lots of flat ground and toe to toe slugging. Once again the 26th showed it’s ability to give and take hits. After the “Bloody Lane” scenario, a Yankee officer just about lifted me off the ground shaking hands, telling me how “beautiful” the cordwood was, and what a great job we did. I was hard pressed to disagree, since I had spent the last ten minutes with my face in the dirt as the Yanks fired volleys over my head.
On the first day, the Yankee cavalry were feeling their oats. Lots of attempts to flank us, and even to ride along the rear of our lines. While the Company dealt with the Yank infantry, officers and NCO’s stood facing backwards, ready to empty pistols and saddles. After that lesson, they settled down, and even galvanized for us on Sunday.
Morning drill continues to improve beyond all expectation. The troops are learning and improving at every event. This weekend Sergeant Angell introduced a new firing drill he picked up on his walking tour of Pennsylvania and Maryland.
Instead of “firing by files” we tried “firing by the rank and file.” Starting at the right, the rear rank man fires. His file partner in the front rank fires one second later. One second after that, the man to his left fires, followed by his front rank file partner. It slows “fire by file” way down, and makes it sounds like a metronome; bang! one, bang! two, bang! three all the way down the line so that by the time the firing reaches the left of the Company, the right end is ready to fire again.
To ensure timing, an NCO walks down the back of the line, tapping the rear rank men when it is time for them to fire.
We practiced this over and over at morning drill, much to the annoyance of people still trying to sleep. But our practice showed out on the field later, when we kept firing volleys that sounded like a blacksmith hammering on an anvil. It is my fervent desire that we continue this pattern of practice and performance in the future.
And it was fun firing live volleys at morning drill, if only to watch Sergeant Major Lewis wince at every loud noise. Seems he had some “dirty water” the night before and was feeling poorly in the morning. Of course, so was everyone he punched, kicked or bit that night. Major Gulley is still looking for a tooth, and I have a nice shiner. We all wish Dirty a speedy recovery though, if only to rid ourselves of his pesky little Prussian replacement.
We were joined by our newest recruit, Eben and his lovely wife Katha. In addition, we had several interested civilians asking about membership, and hopefully some will succumb to the lure.
Our civilians were active and present as well. Mrs Russo helped cook our Company dinner. Private Otto turned out a really good pot of red beans and rice, Angell roasted corn, and Mrs Russo fried chicken. Despite the ad hoc nature of the meal, I think everyone was happy.
Miss Emma Alred spent her first full weekend at an event, sharing an A-tent with Private Sam. I would like to thank each and every member of the Company for not cussing at her when she started happily chattering at Oh-dark-thirty on Saturday morning. I don’t think she realizes yet that tents aren’t soundproof. Although she did comment on someone snoring really loudly.
The Company continued our friendly rivalry with our comrades in the 15th Alabama, providing them a small hoard of footwear so that we could honestly tell them “Nice Shoes!”
All was not roses, however. Colonel Starr took a hit during one battle, falling to the ground, and scaring his staff into an unwarranted state of sobriety.
Not all of the water served us was dirty. Some of it was so clean that it hurt your teeth to drink. Several of the water buffaloes had been hit with the bleach so hard that even after sitting uncovered all night, a cupful still smelled like a community pool in South Central LA. Mr Russo took it upon himself to travel into the real world and bring us back a van load of bottled water, saving our lives.
Private Moochie was buried near the Lieutenant’s tent, complete with a small Orthodox cross above his grave. Sadly, two lovely young ladies came to visit him, and were so disconsolate at learning of his demise that they both joined the Marines.
Once again, my thanks to Sergeant Angell for providing decent firewood. A pickup truck load of applewood goes a long way toward keeping the gloom away. And in this case proved essential since the Yankees absconded with all the firewood, leaving nary a stick for their poor cold foe. We were able to confirm that they had all the wood by a late-night scouting and reconnaissance mission. Our troops returned with valuable military intelligence in the form of several armloads of samples of the wood in question.
But despite the hardship, the absolute best part of Snohomish 2008? Number One in the Top Ten?
Someone in the rear rank managed to sink peanut shells, not once, but twice! onto Sergeant Angell’s hat in formation. I am not allowed to say who managed this feat of derring, but the very thought makes me Pucker.
ROLL OF HONOR – SNOHOMISH 2008
Military
Lieutenant Pike
Sergeant Alred
Sergeant Angell
Corporal Lewis
Corporal Russo
Private Hamel
Private “Fluffy” Juracek
Private Myers
Private Otto
Private Sam
Private Nick Dodge
Private Roeper
Private Russo
Private Saathoff
Private VanDusen
Miss Monet
Miss Sarah
Detached
Colonel Starr
Captain Curnutt
Sergeant Major Lewis
Civilian
Miss Emma
Mrs Curnutt
Young Jack
Mrs Myers
Miss Adrianna
Miss Amber
Mrs Roeper
Mrs Russo
Mrs Starr
Mrs VanDusen